If you’re a designer, you can so relate to these!
1) Sure, can I get you a diet coke while I’m at it?
2) I’m so sorry, please pass me that bag of peanuts and I’ll be off.
3) Perfect. Wasn’t planning on sleeping anyway!
4) Please excuse me while I go kill myself…
5) COOL. Do I also get a unicorn?
6) Nothing you dummy, just nothing.
Credits: Check the full collection on http://www.sadanduseless.com (major win for the name too)